Reel wisdom (or 'Things I've learned...')

[saltydog]

My wifes favorite"How many screwdriver sets do you need honey?"

[Bunnlevel Sharker]

Its a bird, its a plane, ITS SUPER DOG SPRING

[Bryan Young]

No matter how clean the reel looks on the outside, don't underestimate what you would see on the inside.

[Dave Bentley]

"I wear the pants in my house"........................My wife tells me which ones!!!!!!!!!

[Ken_D]

Beans, Beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot   Sorry, I couldn't help myself

Hehe, heard another version when I was younger (along the same lines)...
Beans, beans are good for your heart
The more you eat the more you f*rt
The more you f*rt, the better you feel
So, have beans, beans for every meal...

Beenz, beenz, the African wonder....the more ya eat the more ya thunder.....

[Fish-aholic]

I like this one: an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

[Dominick]

How about an ounce of Yamaha grease is worth a pound corrosion.  Dominick

[luckydrew]

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will irritate enough people to make it worth the effort

Especially before I've had a cup o'coffee.

[Biggameaddict]

Kitchen cleaning products are your friends.

[Makule]

Used to be a time when estimating a home chore would take an hour, was usually pretty accurate.  These days, I have to multiply that estimate by about 3.  Doing car repairs take a multiply of about 10.  Don't have any problems with fishing reels, as I don't use a clock when working with them.  Must be my clocks are screwed up.

[Potomac Hooker]

When springs fly there is a natural tendency for them to head toward the most cluttered corner in the room.

I have accepted this fact and have only done about 30 reels. 

[Bunnlevel Sharker]

Don't spit in the cup you have reel parts in, keep it to the side

[Potomac Hooker]

And if you are like me and work on your reels in the "Man Cave" on the table, you get REALLY worried when the Significant Other is heading into your work area with her vacuum cleaner.

I have this fear of going to put the reel back together and not realizing I had dropped some doodad and have to dig through the Vacuum cleaner bag to make sure it did not get sucked up.

[Snagged2]

Eventually,,,, all parts are found,, some may be after I am dead..

[Chris Gatorfan]

Be careful with those itty bitty spool clickers on spinners. I think the are related to dog springs.