This Just IN
TOP TEN REASONS FOR CHEATING AT WALLEYE TOURNAMENT
1. We had those weights in the live well to balance out the difference in our weight for better Boat Performance and you know Fish will eat most anything when they are really hungry.
2. We were going to give the Prize money to charity or at least a portion of it and didn't want to take a chance of some other Cheaters winning it.
3. We were Unaware of the Rules EXPLICITLY BANNING the use of Salt Water FISHING Weights.
4. Our Babies need a NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
5. Partner accidentally dropped our SUSHI we were going to have for Lunch in the Live well and you know what we said in Excuse # 1 .
6. We were going to tell the judges about it in a day or two after all the Excitement of WINNING calmed down a bit
7. A whole lot Worse things are happening around us these days than a little fudging on how much a Silly Walleye weighs you know.
8.Really needed the Money for our CRACK HABIT.
9. Really needed the Money for our Wives Crack Habit.
10. Just can not believe we were outsmarted by a bunch of Dumb Fishermen. .
Here's 10 more
11. We were actually using lead in place of live bait. The fish just swallowed it.
12. It's not actually cheating til you get caught.
13. We were just trying to help them find holes in their vetting process. Like hackers looking for a job.
14. Re: #13, those other tourneys before this were practice for this one.
20. We were using those weights to calibrate our scale. Must have slipped.
Quote from: JasonGotaProblem on October 06, 2022, 04:21:06 PMHere's 10 more
11. We were actually using lead in place of live bait. The fish just swallowed it.
12. It's not actually cheating til you get caught.
13. We were just trying to help them find holes in their vetting process. Like hackers looking for a job.
14. Re: #13, those other tourneys before this were practice for this one.
20. We were using those weights to calibrate our scale. Must have slipped.
ERRR UHHH dats only 5 more ::)
One more:
We don't care what your rules are or who you are. We want the money, the boats, the jackets with patches, our pictures in magazines and on product packaging. Heck, we don't even like fishing....it's too much work.
Lock 'em up. Make 'em pick up trash and haul off fish guts at the boat ramp while they wear the orange jumpsuits that they really earned.
WE want to keep getting sponsorship money , so we do what we gotter do.......
Quote from: JasonGotaProblem on October 06, 2022, 04:29:58 PMQuote from: Wompus Cat on October 06, 2022, 04:23:48 PMERRR UHHH dats only 5 more ::)
*locks self in truck*
hey, that's my Indian Name... or, was it Runs With Scissors
21. the walleye were having performance issues, so we tried to put a little lead in their pencils
22. wasn't us -- less successful anglers conspired to sabotage our creel
Getting over on other people, getting away with it and having something to show for it, is like really good sex for us, but we got's our troubles when it comes to the ladies.