I think this portrays situations that are familiar to many of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCxscU0hWok (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCxscU0hWok)
Yup. Good one. John Candy was great, miss him.
Why did you kiss my ear?
Why are you holding my hand?
Where is your other hand?
Between two pillows...
Those AREN'T PILLOWS!!!