This made me laugh had to share just for the Halibutt
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These were left out in the sun and they smelt just awful... :P
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invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait
I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight -- I got a haddock"
And she wasn't kiddin' either, 'cuz in came the biggest, meanest looking
haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me, he said, "Listen shrimp -- don't you come trolling
around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed -- I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said, "Abalone -- You're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gill, 'cuz he was
already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel. Kelpless.
I said, "Forget the cods, Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said, "Hey big boy, you're really a game fish. What's your name?"
I answered, "Marlin."...
Kip Adotta, Wet Dream lyrics
Good comeback Robert. I loved it. I printed out that parody just for the halibut. ;D Dominick
LOL !!!
I give up I'm just floundering on the rocks trying to come up with one.
I know what you mean Rockfish. I javelin mind to post a good fish pun oarfish name but failed. Dominick
Don't leave it to salmon else. Mullet over a bit, and you will dolphin-itly get reel hooked reel fast. You don't have to be a bream sturgeon or anything.
Wahoo!...
I think I might have gotten the fish of it.
Ono!
I might have missed the boat.
Pomfret if you don't get it as whale.
Maybe just take another angler.
Now I don't know if I'm reely doing this on purpoise,
or am I just dropping my line?
I don't mean to be a Boobie.
Ahi mustad got the pun.
But maybe he was tuna to really know.
Once he learns he knows the pun he knows..
Nor whale he ever forget.
Frigate!
I'm going back to working on fishing reels.
well done guys,ps; and ladies
You guys are full of CARP
this is really SARDINE the men out from the Boys (no offence Aiala)
Quote from: jonnou on September 15, 2014, 08:42:17 AM
You guys are full of CARP.
This is really SARDINE the Men out from the Boys (no offence Aiala)
None taken. After all, I know my plaice. ;)
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Have you got another fish pun? Or do you need more time to mullet over? :)
Quote from: fsrmn on September 15, 2014, 10:09:55 PM
Have you got another fish pun? Or do you need more time to mullet over? :)
I'll mullet it over but it will take a pair of gurnards to keep going. Dominick
Q: What do you call a catfish with 8 whiskers?
A: An octopus
Uggggggh...you said puns!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ::)
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
ya gotta grab the oppra tuna ty don't leave it to salmon else
You're supposed to be taking things easy Harry.
Watch the Sturgeon doesn't catch you cod'n around.
yep
Harry good to see they did'nt remove your sense of Humour