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Title: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: Crow on February 09, 2022, 10:41:18 PM
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-fishing-ohio-prostitution_n_620401f2e4b0328e0020e3e5
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: MarkT on February 09, 2022, 10:58:09 PM
No honey, I don't need to bring a hot water bottle to keep warm in the ice fishing shack!
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Post by: Wompus Cat on February 09, 2022, 11:23:24 PM
Wasn't there another Mayor up there somewhere that did Crack ?
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Post by: nelz on February 10, 2022, 12:37:04 AM
With all that heavy clothing?  ;D
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Post by: foakes on February 10, 2022, 02:10:52 AM
It is always amazing to see what's on a persons mind — by how they come up with these off-the-wall reasons for not doing something they don't like.

Best, Fred
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: philaroman on February 10, 2022, 02:28:04 AM
nonsense, those guys are lookin' for a different kind of tug
and, anyway, they want fish -- not, crabs  :o
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: steelfish on February 10, 2022, 02:28:10 AM
I know know, maybe his Jealous wife is helping him to create new laws  ;D ;D

Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: philaroman on February 10, 2022, 02:33:06 AM
Quote from: steelfish on February 10, 2022, 02:28:10 AM
I know know, maybe his Jealous wife is helping him to create new laws  ;D ;D

...or, she's afraid of competition for her side-gig home business  :o :o :o

...or, he/she heard fishermen complain that they couldn't buy a tug & misunderstood   ::)
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: MarkT on February 10, 2022, 02:45:34 AM
Quote from: philaroman on February 10, 2022, 02:33:06 AM
Quote from: steelfish on February 10, 2022, 02:28:10 AM
I know know, maybe his Jealous wife is helping him to create new laws  ;D ;D

...or, she's afraid of competition for her side-gig home business  :o :o :o
You're saying she encourages him to go fishing to get him out of the house?
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: Wompus Cat on February 10, 2022, 03:03:14 AM
This just Ridickulouis as no self respecting Tute would go out on the ice to a cramped Shanty with a bunch of Guy's with Short Poles .
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: philaroman on February 10, 2022, 03:33:16 AM
Quote from: MarkT on February 10, 2022, 02:45:34 AM
Quote from: philaroman on February 10, 2022, 02:33:06 AM
Quote from: steelfish on February 10, 2022, 02:28:10 AM
I know know, maybe his Jealous wife is helping him to create new laws  ;D ;D

...or, she's afraid of competition for her side-gig home business  :o :o :o
You're saying she encourages him to go fishing to get him out of the house?

that's a vanilla interpretation...  I meant:
she encourages him to go politicking, so she can use the house to earn off the guys that can't go fishing


Quote from: Wompus Cat on February 10, 2022, 03:03:14 AM
This just Ridickulouis as no self respecting Tute would go out on the ice to a cramped Shanty with a bunch of Guy's with Short Poles .

all that AND extended undressing/dressing cuts into the profit margin
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: Wompus Cat on February 10, 2022, 04:01:04 AM
(https://alantani.com/gallery/36/20463_10_02_22_4_00_11_363231898.jpeg)
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Post by: quabbin boy 62 on February 10, 2022, 08:33:26 AM
sounds like some of the loons we have in Massachusetts state government, pretty sad that somebody actually nominated and voted for him. (just an expression, loons are smarter)
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Post by: Squidder Bidder on February 10, 2022, 05:04:58 PM
It's actually not as crazy as it sounds. Men traveling away from their wives and families and congregated single men are a target rich environment for adult entertainers and "ladies of the night." I recall maybe 20 years ago being at the salmon run in upstate New York where the anglers are shoulder to shoulder. All of the strip clubs within a fifty mile radius had their employees up there at the river doing promotions to the anglers in their pre-stage "work attire."

Also, the first fracking gold rush which attracted "wildcatters" from several states away due to comparatively very high pay to small out of the way towns in the northern tier of Pennsylvania. While there were doubtless economic benefits, the aggregation of men away from their families did lead to substantial increases in the rates of crime, attracted drug traffickers where there had been little illicit drug dealing before, and of course served as a magnet for adult entertainment and prostitutes.

Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: Wompus Cat on February 10, 2022, 05:16:39 PM
Well with that mindset he needs to outlaw  Big Rig Trucks as they attract LOT LIZZARDS by the Droves.
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Post by: alantani on February 10, 2022, 06:32:07 PM
like this!   ;D

https://youtu.be/vb08fG4lUSY
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Post by: JasonGotaProblem on February 10, 2022, 08:29:55 PM
He's just being consistent.

2 years ago " I swear honey I didn't mean to, it was the ice fishing that made me do it!" He had to stick to his story.
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Post by: nelz on February 10, 2022, 09:40:49 PM
Ann-Margret, omg, one of the hottest ever!  ::)

Was that fish a walleye?
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: Wompus Cat on February 10, 2022, 11:14:27 PM
Quote from: nelz on February 10, 2022, 09:40:49 PM
Ann-Margret, omg, one of the hottest ever!  ::)

Was that fish a walleye?

She still is and so is Raquel Welch
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: Midway Tommy on February 10, 2022, 11:42:30 PM
Quote from: nelz on February 10, 2022, 09:40:49 PM
Was that fish a walleye?

Yes, & a bigunn, too! Walter was right on, it was a wall hanger! I wonder how they came up with that thing?
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: Jimmer on February 11, 2022, 12:57:21 AM
And I used to ice fish for the solitude, what an idiot I am!  -  Jimmer
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: alantani on February 11, 2022, 01:03:47 AM
sophia loren was in grumpier old men.  as a kid, i remember thinking that she was the most beautiful woman in the world!  ;D
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: philaroman on February 11, 2022, 02:59:07 AM
we're gonna need a bigger shanty
Title: Re: I've heard everything , now !
Post by: Gfish on February 11, 2022, 04:49:04 AM
Quote from: Midway Tommy on February 10, 2022, 11:42:30 PM
Quote from: nelz on February 10, 2022, 09:40:49 PM
Was that fish a walleye?

Yes, & a bigunn, too! Walter was right on, it was a wall hanger! I wonder how they came up with that thing?

I's thinkin the same thing. They culture Walleyes, maybe it's an old brood-stock fish.
That'n made me remember mom getting all excited when we watched the first installment: "Grumpy Old Men"; "that house that they're filming in!, I used to babysit a little girl there when I was young!" Must be in St. Paul, close to Gramps old place.
This thread has some great jokes all through it, good job! Some politicians will do anything for attention.