TOP 10 EXCUSES FOR CHEATING AT WALEYE TOURNAMENT

Started by Wompus Cat, October 06, 2022, 04:00:15 PM

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Wompus Cat

This Just IN

        TOP TEN REASONS FOR CHEATING AT WALLEYE TOURNAMENT

1. We had those weights in the live well to balance out the difference in our weight for better Boat Performance and you know Fish will eat most anything when they are really hungry.

2. We were going to give the Prize money to charity or at least a portion of it and didn't want to take a chance of some other Cheaters winning it.

3. We were Unaware  of the Rules EXPLICITLY BANNING the use of Salt Water FISHING  Weights.

4. Our Babies need a NEW PAIR OF SHOES.

5. Partner accidentally dropped our SUSHI we were going to have for Lunch in the Live well and you know what we said in Excuse # 1 .

6. We were going to tell the judges about it in a day or two after all the Excitement of WINNING  calmed down a bit

7. A whole lot Worse things are happening around us these days than a little fudging on how much a Silly Walleye weighs you know.

8.Really needed the Money for our CRACK HABIT.

9. Really needed the Money for our Wives Crack Habit.

10. Just can not believe we were outsmarted by a bunch of Dumb Fishermen. .
If a Grass Hopper Carried a Shotgun then the Birds wouldn't MESS with Him

JasonGotaProblem

Here's 10 more
11. We were actually using lead in place of live bait. The fish just swallowed it.

12. It's not actually cheating til you get caught.

13. We were just trying to help them find holes in their vetting process. Like hackers looking for a job.

14. Re: #13, those other tourneys before this were practice for this one.

20. We were using those weights to calibrate our scale. Must have slipped.
Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

Wompus Cat

Quote from: JasonGotaProblem on October 06, 2022, 04:21:06 PMHere's 10 more
11. We were actually using lead in place of live bait. The fish just swallowed it.

12. It's not actually cheating til you get caught.

13. We were just trying to help them find holes in their vetting process. Like hackers looking for a job.

14. Re: #13, those other tourneys before this were practice for this one.

20. We were using those weights to calibrate our scale. Must have slipped.


ERRR UHHH dats only 5 more  ::)
If a Grass Hopper Carried a Shotgun then the Birds wouldn't MESS with Him

JasonGotaProblem

Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

Shellbelly

One more:

We don't care what your rules are or who you are.  We want the money, the boats, the jackets with patches, our pictures in magazines and on product packaging.  Heck, we don't even like fishing....it's too much work.

Lock 'em up.  Make 'em pick up trash and haul off fish guts at the boat ramp while they wear the orange jumpsuits that they really earned.
"Little boy,  you can get glad in the same pants you just got mad in."  (My Momma)
"You shot it boy, you're gonna clean it and eat it".  (My Dad)

oldmanjoe

 WE want to keep getting sponsorship money , so we do what we gotter do....... 
Grandpa`s words of wisdom......Joey that thing between your shoulders is not a hat rack.....    use it.....
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 Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.   Alto Mare

philaroman

Quote from: JasonGotaProblem on October 06, 2022, 04:29:58 PM
Quote from: Wompus Cat on October 06, 2022, 04:23:48 PMERRR UHHH dats only 5 more  ::)
*locks self in truck*

hey, that's my Indian Name...  or, was it Runs With Scissors


21. the walleye were having performance issues, so we tried to put a little lead in their pencils

22. wasn't us -- less successful anglers conspired to sabotage our creel

Gfish

Getting over on other people, getting away with it and having something to show for it, is like really good sex for us, but we got's our troubles when it comes to the ladies.
Fishing tackle is an art form and all fish caught on the right tackle are"Gfish"!