Fishing and Sex

[gstours]

This is some light reading, but you will soon see some wisdom here,   please read and comment if necessary!


#20 - No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - You will not go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When hiring Fishing pros, you never have to wonder if they are really undercover cops.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for "fishing harassment".

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?!

The author is being protected, so I,ll take the heat.  gst.

[johndtuttle]

With fishing you can catch and release and be considered a Hero! 

[HOLEINTHEWATER]

GLAD YOU LIKED IT, BEAT ME TO THE DRAW. GUESS I WILL UNLOAD MY COPY SOME PLACE ELSE.

[gstours]

Ya sorry, great minds rarely think the same!!!!!!! thanks for being so kind.  Keep fishin.

[ChileRelleno]

Great stuff, here are two more...

Fishing with more than one partner, i.e. Group Fishing, isn't frowned upon.

Fishing in public places isn't considered a Lewd act.