Fish puns

[jonnou]

This made me laugh had to share just for the Halibutt

[Aiala]

These were left out in the sun and they smelt just awful... 
~A~

[Robert Janssen]

invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait
I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight -- I got a haddock"

And she wasn't kiddin' either, 'cuz in came the biggest, meanest looking
haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me, he said, "Listen shrimp -- don't you come trolling
around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed -- I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said, "Abalone -- You're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gill, 'cuz he was
already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel. Kelpless.

I said, "Forget the cods, Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said, "Hey big boy, you're really a game fish. What's your name?"
I answered, "Marlin."...

Kip Adotta, Wet Dream lyrics

[Dominick]

Good comeback Robert.  I loved it.  I printed out that parody just for the halibut.    Dominick

[VSTK]

LOL !!!

[the rockfish ninja]

I give up I'm just floundering on the rocks trying to come up with one.

[Dominick]

I know what you mean Rockfish.  I javelin mind to post a good fish pun oarfish name but failed.  Dominick

[Tightlines667]

Don't leave it to salmon else.  Mullet over a bit, and you will dolphin-itly get reel hooked reel fast.  You don't have to be a bream sturgeon or anything.

Wahoo!...
I think I might have gotten the fish of it.

Ono!
I might have missed the boat.

Pomfret if you don't get it as whale.

Maybe just take another angler.

Now I don't know if I'm reely doing this on purpoise,
or am I just dropping my line?

I don't mean to be a Boobie.  

Ahi mustad got the pun.

But maybe he was tuna to really know.  

Once he learns he knows the pun he knows..

Nor whale he ever forget.



Frigate!  

I'm going back to working on fishing reels.

[wallacewt]

well done guys,ps; and ladies

[jonnou]

You guys are full of CARP
this is really SARDINE the men out from the Boys (no offence Aiala)

[Aiala]

You guys are full of CARP.
This is really SARDINE the Men out from the Boys (no offence Aiala)

None taken. After all, I know my plaice. 

~A~

[fsrmn]

 Have you got another fish pun? Or do you need more time to mullet over?

[Dominick]

Have you got another fish pun? Or do you need more time to mullet over?

I'll mullet it over but it will take a pair of gurnards to keep going. Dominick

[foakes]

Q:  What do you call a catfish with 8 whiskers?

A:  An octopus

Uggggggh...you said puns!

[Alto Mare]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!