Bigfoot made me share this story

Started by JasonGotaProblem, July 12, 2022, 12:33:02 PM

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JasonGotaProblem

Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

Wompus Cat

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I just Can't Fathom how  on a normal everyday outing to stick your hand up to you Armpit under a Bank of a River where Water Moccasins ball up and Huge ol Snapping Turtles that  can easily take  off a Hand and a Perfectly NORMAL
LOOKING Individual such as this



Could possibly have an outcome like this .
Plus Everyone KNOWS Big Foot lives here in Texas in the Piney Woods.
Another Prime example of how the Supreme Architect of the Universe culls weaker organisms .
It is a Horrible outcome but ya gotta consider the circumstances .

If a Grass Hopper Carried a Shotgun then the Birds wouldn't MESS with Him

philaroman

it's 4M Case: Much too Much Methanol in Moonshine
just wait 'til he reveals what Chupacabra made him do w/ his cousin  :o

Crow

Takes all kinds, I guess!? Seems strange that there seems to be more, and more of this "kind" around, though :-\
There's nothing wrong with a few "F's" on your record....Food, Fun, Flowers, Fishing, Friends, and Fun....to name just a few !

Maxed Out

#4
After he did the crime, he fled the scene on his unicorn
We Must Never Forget Our Veterans....God Bless Them All !!

Midway Tommy

Sounds like LSD induced Schizophrenia.  :o Never figured out why anyone would hand fish considering all the things that could be in those holes in the banks.  ::) 
Love those open face spinning reels! (Especially ABU & ABU/Zebco Cardinals)

Tommy D (ORCA), NE



Favorite Activity? ............... In our boat fishing
RELAXING w/ MY BEST FRIEND (My wife Bonnie)

Shellbelly

Every time noodling was discussed in my youth, it was always after much alcohol and someone had already fallen in the fire a couple of times.  I'll walk in the sharks kitchen, but I'm not stickin' my hand in THERE.

What a tragedy for those families.
"Little boy,  you can get glad in the same pants you just got mad in."  (My Momma)
"You shot it boy, you're gonna clean it and eat it".  (My Dad)