Reel Repair by Alan Tani

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

ya gotta grab the oppra tuna ty        don't leave it to salmon else

You're supposed to be taking things easy Harry.
Watch the Sturgeon doesn't catch you cod'n around.

yep

Harry good to see they did'nt remove your sense of Humour