I've heard everything , now !

Started by Crow, February 09, 2022, 10:41:18 PM

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Crow

There's nothing wrong with a few "F's" on your record....Food, Fun, Flowers, Fishing, Friends, and Fun....to name just a few !

MarkT

No honey, I don't need to bring a hot water bottle to keep warm in the ice fishing shack!
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Wompus Cat

Wasn't there another Mayor up there somewhere that did Crack ?
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foakes

It is always amazing to see what's on a persons mind — by how they come up with these off-the-wall reasons for not doing something they don't like.

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philaroman

#5
nonsense, those guys are lookin' for a different kind of tug
and, anyway, they want fish -- not, crabs  :o

steelfish

I know know, maybe his Jealous wife is helping him to create new laws  ;D ;D

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philaroman

#7
Quote from: steelfish on February 10, 2022, 02:28:10 AM
I know know, maybe his Jealous wife is helping him to create new laws  ;D ;D

...or, she's afraid of competition for her side-gig home business  :o :o :o

...or, he/she heard fishermen complain that they couldn't buy a tug & misunderstood   ::)

MarkT

Quote from: philaroman on February 10, 2022, 02:33:06 AM
Quote from: steelfish on February 10, 2022, 02:28:10 AM
I know know, maybe his Jealous wife is helping him to create new laws  ;D ;D

...or, she's afraid of competition for her side-gig home business  :o :o :o
You're saying she encourages him to go fishing to get him out of the house?
When I was your age Pluto was a planet!

Wompus Cat

This just Ridickulouis as no self respecting Tute would go out on the ice to a cramped Shanty with a bunch of Guy's with Short Poles .
If a Grass Hopper Carried a Shotgun then the Birds wouldn't MESS with Him

philaroman

Quote from: MarkT on February 10, 2022, 02:45:34 AM
Quote from: philaroman on February 10, 2022, 02:33:06 AM
Quote from: steelfish on February 10, 2022, 02:28:10 AM
I know know, maybe his Jealous wife is helping him to create new laws  ;D ;D

...or, she's afraid of competition for her side-gig home business  :o :o :o
You're saying she encourages him to go fishing to get him out of the house?

that's a vanilla interpretation...  I meant:
she encourages him to go politicking, so she can use the house to earn off the guys that can't go fishing


Quote from: Wompus Cat on February 10, 2022, 03:03:14 AM
This just Ridickulouis as no self respecting Tute would go out on the ice to a cramped Shanty with a bunch of Guy's with Short Poles .

all that AND extended undressing/dressing cuts into the profit margin

Wompus Cat

If a Grass Hopper Carried a Shotgun then the Birds wouldn't MESS with Him

quabbin boy 62

sounds like some of the loons we have in Massachusetts state government, pretty sad that somebody actually nominated and voted for him. (just an expression, loons are smarter)

Squidder Bidder

It's actually not as crazy as it sounds. Men traveling away from their wives and families and congregated single men are a target rich environment for adult entertainers and "ladies of the night." I recall maybe 20 years ago being at the salmon run in upstate New York where the anglers are shoulder to shoulder. All of the strip clubs within a fifty mile radius had their employees up there at the river doing promotions to the anglers in their pre-stage "work attire."

Also, the first fracking gold rush which attracted "wildcatters" from several states away due to comparatively very high pay to small out of the way towns in the northern tier of Pennsylvania. While there were doubtless economic benefits, the aggregation of men away from their families did lead to substantial increases in the rates of crime, attracted drug traffickers where there had been little illicit drug dealing before, and of course served as a magnet for adult entertainment and prostitutes.


Wompus Cat

Well with that mindset he needs to outlaw  Big Rig Trucks as they attract LOT LIZZARDS by the Droves.
If a Grass Hopper Carried a Shotgun then the Birds wouldn't MESS with Him